A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.
Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.
Alias used by the government paranoid Dale Gribble, Hank Hill's friend on the animated series 'King of the Hill'. He also claims to own Shackleford's birth certificate.
"No, wait! Rusty Shackleford wants a pizza!" - Dale Gribble
When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead
Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife
John: sure no problem
Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford