A fork of Rural Dictionary
save the turtles because if we didn't ... we wouldn't have any turtles!!
SAVE THE TURTLES BECKY!! USE A MOTHER FUCKING METAL STRAW!!!!!!!! and i oop- sksksksksksksskskkssksksks
A phrase mostly used by VSCO girls but they dont actually mean it. they only think that banning straws will help turtles but actually there are so many different things that harm not only turtles but every sea animal SHAME TO THE VSCO'S
OMG save the turtles SSKKSKSKSKKSKSKKS
If you see this quote in someone's bio, it's probably a reference to a tweet from @ains_rose that said : " you know who doesn't want to be choked? Turtles. You know who does? Me. Save the turtles, choke me instead." So it quite literally means choke me.
"She had save the turtles in her bio, but she doesn't seem like a vsco girl! What do you think?" "hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.
Person A: “what are you doing tonight” Person B: “my bf and I are finna save the turtles”
Why
Person 1 (throws straw into lake) Vsco girl AND I OOP AND I OOP SAVE THE TURTLES SKAKSKSKSKSKSK