A fork of Rural Dictionary
A 2020's United States democrat that keeps their team alarmed & angry thru the continuous serving of fake narratives.
I'm still dizzy from this salad spinner's propaganda these last 2 years on gender, the police, and ethnicity. Hysteria is now the norm -- I guess this is what the progressives mean by the "new normal."
A move requiring quite a bit of flexibility and a lot of lettuce, the salad spinner is when the female party is of small proportions and can be spun easily whilst riding stick and formulating a tasty caesar, hold the anchovies.
"dude, last night I was craving a cassar salad, so my girl says to me "ever tried the salad spinner?", I replied "no, let's do it," then she spun me so hard I got caesar dressing all over my bed."
The act or placing ones rectum on another’s mouth and spinning while keeping the rectum on the mouth to receive pleasure
“Did you hear Tracy gave Jack a salad spinner the other night? It even came with corn!”