A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very good looking soccer player who may or may not be infected with herpes. This individual is of hispanic decent (hense the salsa) and his name sounds somewhat like a style of dance. He has a way with his words, and always has "study sessions" with his close friends.
wow, that guy is a real salsa boi.
Dont double dip that chip! There's a salsa boi in the room.
the act of taking a glass jar of salsa and smashing it over someone else's head and then yelling 'Salsa Boy!' afterwards
"Holy shit did you guys see Nate Banks covered in tostitos salsa today?!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"