Country Dictionary

When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.

Yo bro, lets go saltining.

A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.

Bro stop being a saltine

A saltine is a person who is a cracker/cracka and is also a square. The term is derived from the famous saltine brand of crackers, which are square shaped.

That dude is a muddafuggin saltine -- a cracka and a square!

A triggered white boy. A non-triggered white boy is called a cracker, but saltines are a little extra SALTY.

"Bruh I ate one of that kid's animal cookies and he started hissing at me and slapping me"
"Yeah he's a saltine"

A very angry white person

I spilled my beer on this guy at the bar, next thing I know I'm getting jumped by a bunch of saltines.

Someone, who deliberately tries to make you salty.

Dude, John is such a saltinator, he can't stand it when I am emotionally balanced.

The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.

"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"