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san andreas

An opportunity for White middle class pricks to pretend that they're poverty stricken black people living in the 'ghetto'

it's all a bit sad, really

by coined January 25, 2005

san andreas

The game is a typical overhyped game that the only thing new is more cars and they say the word nigger. The graphics are worse, there is no new things that would make this game better; such as the use of an internal clock, for night and day. Geographically they are the exact same. There are no earthquakes, volcanoes, seasons, or anything that would improve the series any further than it already has. All you do is play it for two weeks, then realize that this is what you did with the other GTA games, then move on.

San andreas is over hyped

by The Legend of Zelda December 02, 2004

san andreas

1. A game that everyone said was the best GTA game of all time, consisting of a black street gangster instead of a cool mafia mambo. They use the F-word quite exsesivly, and use the word "nigger" to be cool. Very boring game with miles of wasteland and big airplanes. Woooppeee. 2. A REAL fault in california.

1. You: Want to play vice city? Friend: Fuck no nigga, I wanna play san andreas 2. You: Want to go to the san andreas fault? Friend: sure

by Ihatesanandreas April 26, 2008

San Andreas

The setting for the next Grand Theft Auto. A state consisting of three cities, Los Santos (Los Angeles), San Fierro (San Francisco), and Las Venturas (Las Vegas). The game takes place in the early 90's, and the main character, Carl Johnson, can wield dual guns, eat to stay alive, swim, and recieve haircuts.

San Andreas is gonna kick the shit outta Vice City.

by Jasonlives July 08, 2004

San Andreas

A fictionalized version of the state of California in the Grand Theft Auto/ GTA video/computer games. Named after the San Andreas Fault. Originally San Andreas was only a city in the original Grand Theft Auto game from 1997 and was the second city you were able to play in. However for the next game Rockstar has made San Andreas into an entire state consisting of three major cities(Los Santos, San Fierro, and Las Venturas) with various small backwater towns and countryside scattered in-between the major cities.

"San Andreas was one of the three cities in the original GTA." "San Andreas is going to own when it gets released!" "He moved from Florida and now lives in San Andreas."

by IceWarm October 11, 2004

San Andreas

Great game that, as of July 14, 2005, Hillary Clinton is trying to get a ESRB rating boost from M to AO (adults only for all of you people out their with lives). This means that you can't buy or rent this game ANYWHERE except on the internet for a good $150. We need to stop this, and fast.

HILLARY CLINTON IS A ROUND FEMI-NAZI BITCH HARPIE WHO WANTS TO DESTROY ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD

by Redwhitencrue25 July 21, 2005

San Andreas

1. The next game in the Grand Theft Auto game series. It is a satire of California set in the early 1990's. You play as Carl "CJ" Johnson, a black man from Los Santos (Los Angeles) who returns back to his home city to attend his mother's funeral. However, CJ is dragged back into the gang life that he tried to run away from 5 years earlier. Players get to visit the aformentioned Los Santos, as well as San Fierro (San Francisco) and Las Venturra (Las Vegas, which technically isn't in California, but Rockstar Games felt obliged to include it, if only to shut up the assholes who wanted the next GTA to be in Vegas), as well as all the backcountry in between. Many improvements have been made over Vice City, the last GTA game such as improved graphics and targeting, a much larger play area, more character customization options, and at long last, the ability to swim. GTA: San Andreas is bound to blow every game that copied the last two games right out of the water. 2. A fault line that runs beneath the state of California. It is responsible for all the devastating earthquakes that have rocked California for the last several million years.

1. As if California wasn't crazy enough, Rockstar Games is going to make it look even more bizzare, as they always do.....and piss off shitloads of soccer moms, Jesus freaks, gays, minorities, etc. in the process, as they always do. 2. The San Andreas fault line will ultimately beat all the street gangs and liberals in the race to destroy the state of California.

by Kevin July 27, 2004