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one of the most disgusting foods in the world. It consits of: Raw meat over cooked vegeatbeals cold pizza a milk
The school lunch made Kelly sick, so she sued the lunch ladies for every penny they had
The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer: Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products. Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible. Soups: See urine. Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down. Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit! Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk. Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers! Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference. 2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm? Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it. 3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss? Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables. school lunch
One of the most disguisting food in the world. It consits of cold burgers, burnt vegeatbles, cold over cooked pizza, and cold food.
Tim got sick for eating school lunch and decided to sue the school board.
Thanks a lot Michelle Obama... school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO! -a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple? -mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there. -fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess... -raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once -mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days -the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok... -i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok -nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
Miguel: boy oh boy do i love school lunch... but recently i got this weird dark splotch on my skin Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers... (they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
The most disgusting shit in the world. You might as well drink your own cum. It would probably taste better and be healthier than this crap. Seriously, the burgers are put on moldy wheat buns and are drier than the sahara desert. the milk is chunky because of how expired that shit is. Only get the mandarin oranges. Those are the only things that look and taste edible. The lunch ladies have more hair on them than a 40 year old greasy male. They have the body of a linebacker. Bring your own lunch or just get fast food. Don't worry about the health with the fast food as it will be healthier. I can't believe they serve this shit. I feel like this is why kids commit suicide and shoot up schools(no that is not a joke).
I would rather fuck a homeless person than eat this shitty school lunch.
a scam you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food you could have spent that money on actual food
bro school lunch is a scam
School lunch is really just a fat old lady's shit from 10 years ago
That school lunch looks like a piece of poop between 2 pieces of moldy bread!