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schweaty balls

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"

Somethin smells like schweaty balls.

schweaty balls

Sometimes your ballsack can sweat causing inconvenient itching.

Lick my schweaty balls!

schweaty balls

a comdition that occurs most frequently in the scheaty summertime, a thick, slimy coating refered to as "duck butter" clings to your ball sack profusely.

Note: condition aggravated by wearing schweat pants and may lead to visable stains on office furniture

Damn! Look at that chair.. the person who sits there must have schweaty balls..

schweaty balls

The term for the ball utilized by Team Schweaty en route to their first JCC Championship.

Pass the schweaty ball.

schweaty balls

The soon-to-be champion team of the golden gate kickball league

Have you heard the Schweaty balls are releasing their own porn video?

Schweaty Ball-Z

Combination of DBZ and Schweaty Balls describing an uncomfortably hot and sticky nut-sack, or general discomfort and wetness in the crotch region

Mom: "How hot is it outside, Dear?"
Son: "Dude, I don't know but I'm schweaty ball-z"