A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of really messing things up.
Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.
Past tense of making a major mistake
"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."
To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.
When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.
to screw up
Boy who ever approved the new Big Tex design really screwed the pooch!
what white people say when they fuck up
joe : trent, this isnt what i ordered . trent: oh whoopsies i really screwed the pooch.
Screwing the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major fuck up is occuring or has occured.
Management have screwed the pooch while the competition gained the upperhand.
to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"