A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of pretending to give a high five then sweeping ur hand under theirs saying scuba dive while smacking them in face with ur other hand
scuba diver : hey nice job other dude : thanks scuba diver : high five other dude : Yeah !!!! scuba diver SCUBA DIVE BITCH!!!! SMACK other dude : oww
A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep under the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Me and watts are going to Scuba Dive after school. wanta come with us?
The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday" Scott "yeah she suffocated" Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned" Scott "No..."
Synonym of Oral Sex or Muff Diving: The act of preforming cunnilingus to a female, stimulating the clitoris and vagina with your tongue and/or mouth
Guy 1: Brohan do you scuba dive? Guy 2: Nah man I'm allergic to fish... Guy 1: True.
When her roommate is in the room so out of respect and courtesy you ask for the good old HJ instead of trying to silently bang. Just as you are about to bust she scuba dives under the covers to catch the load and avoid a tedious clean up. Only the best of girls will scuba dive in the deep sea.
Last night derz's roommate cockblocked us so hard so she was kind enough to go scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean... it was wet and wild... so kind.
A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep beneath the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Hey man, guess what?! I went Scuba Diving With Jim And Honore' the other day!! Scuba Diving makes you faster.
Similar to a "snorkel" in which a tall man (a spaniard, for example) leads a much shorter man (e.g. a slavik dwarf) into the sea. When the water becomes too deep for the dwarf to breathe without swimming, the taller man forces the dwarf's head under water and shoves his cock in the dwarf's mouth, mimicking a snorkel. However, scuba diving requires an even taller man (a Pollock, for example) and a much shorter man (a Japanese man), and the two explore the deep crevasses of the ocean floor. Especially effective if the Japanese man is only half Asian, as he will be less vindictive in the case of resurfacing.
Christian: Chris, would you like to go scuba diving in Gloucester? Chris: No.