A fork of Rural Dictionary
These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!
Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk
Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.
A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.
Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."
Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
The process of a Prison Guard beating the crap out of an inmate on Christmas Day
Yo Fiddy, didga see dat seasons beatings the skell on Cell Block C took from the honky hack?