A fork of Rural Dictionary
the english (and therefore better) version of high school
secondary school is the shithole that 11-18 years old have to to go to, this consists of year 7 that cant walk properly and get in ur way and have backpack the size of them like there going on a camping trip, year 8s that think they own the school and try and act ‘hard’ (dOnT mEsS) year 9s and all the girls are orange. And year 10 and 11s which are just working hard. now in secondary school alot of shit goes down. and i mean alot, there’s probably a fight happening in school every day of the week, there was one in my history lesson and i was laughing me arse off, year 7s that get bullied, push over, teased and more and say ‘but you were a year 7 once’ when you say something about them. everyone just goes crazy basically. lets talk about the school itself, now if you school doesn’t have brown stuff (drk what it is) on the ceiling and it is half broken, shit toliets that are broken and Radnor fizz, do you even go to secondary school?
day in secondary school: year 9+ ‘oi look at that year 7 he lookes like a proper neek init’ year 7 ‘but you were a year seven once’ year 9+ *pushes year 7 other* year 7 *starts crying*
A school from kids/teens from 11-18. Throughout the years you turn into a chav. You loose your virginity and you probably do drugs and smoke. Year 8+ bully the new year 7s. One of the most shit places in the world
secondary school summed up is like this: year 7: “oi what you sayin bruv ill smash your face in innit” year 10: pulls him against the lockers year 10: shut up you little cocky fuckin kid” year 7: “ayo you can’t do nothin blud ill just tell innit”
Welcome to English secondary school! Here we have: cocky ass year 7 and 8's, year 9's constantly doing their makeup and gobbing off to teachers, year 10's and 11's working their asses off and finally, sixth form who have a tonne of responsibility. Note: not all schools have sixth form. Students at secondary school are usually between the ages of 11-18 We also have: Like 2 non uniform days a year (must pay to wear your own clothes), strict ass rules, crappy school meals, like 10 packs of chewing gum per person, year 11 smokers and roadmen. Note: drinks holder = blazer pocket
Example 1: Teacher: I will be right back class I just need to get something from the printer *teacher walks out* Student: PARTYYYYYYYY Wooooo *students wonder around the classroom chatting and being loud asses* Student: teachers coming! Student2: everyone back to ur seats!! Student 3: SHHHH *teacher walks in* Teacher: I knew I could trust you lot Example 2: Year 7: Ffs Year 72: What's wrong? Year 7: The fucken bathroom is full of Year 9's doing their makeup and messing about Year 72: *sigh* lets go to the upstairs bathroom Example 3: Teacher: Ok guys today is non uniform day so gimme ur £1s to wear ur own clothes *everyone hands teacher their money except from one student* Teacher: Jimmy wheres your money? Jimmy: Uhhh I don't have it Teacher: Not good enough! Detention for u at lunchtime. Secondary school - schools in the uk
This is the place where all your hopes and dreams will go to die
Secondary school is where students suffer from a great deal of depression and anxiety
A piss take,, full of cockey year 7s acting all hard, year 8s being chavs and thinking they’re well cool, year 9s being hoes and doing makeup everywhere they go, year 10s thinking they’re solid because they in ks4 and year 11s being depressed because of GCSEs....stay well away because everyone is chavvy and will try and beat u up because they think they hard.
Year 10s tryna get through the corridor: Oi m8 get out the FuCkInG way Year 8s: U WOT M8 Year 10s: U wanna go fam Year 8s: c’mon en blud try me *year 8s and year 10s fight in corridor* Example 2 Year 9 girl: hey ur kinda cute Year 11 boy: ye u peng aswell Year 9 girl: wanna link Year 11 boy: ye sure fam Example 3 *Year 7 bumps into a year 8* Year 7: go fuck yourself u fucking shithole pussy ass bitch Year 8 *confused*: do u even know what u sayin fam Stay away from Secondary school
Hell. Absolute hell. In Hong Kong we have at least 5 homework per day. Bunch of retarded form 1 and form 2 students thinking they are grown ups and running up and down the corridor like driving a racing car. In form 3 there are so many depressed and frazzled. Form 4 students always beat up one another, form 5 students stressed out af to prepare to face the crappy DSE and form 6 students that does not come to school. If you think that the educational system in Europe and America is bad enough, then you should come to Hong Kong, the most intelligent and depressed place in the world.
Student A: Fuck this assignment I am going to burn this secondary school down Student B: Same