A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who seems like a goody-goody. They dress very modestly, are plain looking, and seem quiet. However secretly they are a huge slut and that's why guys go for them.
Girl A: Do you see that guy with Anne? What does he see in her she's so plain! Girl B: He only likes her cause she's a secret slut Girl A: Ohh wow I had no idea!
someone who engages in a long term secret affair with a neighbor, friend, or acquaintance.
Did you hear he is a giant secret slut? They were bumpin' uglies for 10 months before we found out!
some of low character; some one lacking virtue and honor. It should be noted that this person is not suspected of these crimes of chastity
A: You will never believe what I just found out! B: ? A: You remember Susie, that real quiet girl? Apparently she's been hookin' since she was old enough to drive. B: I never would've suspected her of being a secret slut! She seemed like such a nice girl
A variation of secret santa, in which a group of sexually frustrated males are blindfolded. Then, a group of disgustingly pregnant bimbos subsequently pull down the oblivious males trousers. The winner of this stupendous game is who can guess is sucking them off the quickest.
I can’t wait for our office Christmas party, this year we’re playing secret slut!