A fork of Rural Dictionary
it means to have something together.
"and i got this sewed up." Fetty Wap - 679
The absolute guarantee that you're going to get laid.
Jerome got that sewed up with janice tonight.
a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.
That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine
A poor design or something that is in bad shape.
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!