A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hot, beautiful, but intoxicated woman. Alternatively, a hot woman with stress, social issues, or mental problems.
"Look at that sexy mess. Too bad she can't walk."
When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.
Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.