Country Dictionary

When someone does something unfortunate.

Oh no, he pulled a Shandri

Shandri is the name of a shyer girl but once you meet them you can become comfortable very easily around them
Also cares a lot about animals

Shandri turned here head

Shandri: Beautiful, strong minded and intuitive. A restless spirit, a gypsy soul that connects deeply to certain people. Quick tempered and passionate. Honest and loyal...almost to a a fault. Passion can go two ways, best not to cross them because once trust and love is broken, they become the exact opposite towards you. If you are recognized to a Shandri , you’re fortunate to have such fire to your life.

Exciting, weird, bold, different, funny, anything but basic.

I have never met anyone so passionate as Shandri.

I know I can always count on Shandri.
Never a dull moment with Shandri around.

Somewhat relates to the term "noob" but in a more extreme case. Usually somebody really, REALLY bad or just plain retarded.
Most likely used in a gaming term.

"My god, that kid is such a Shandris"

or
Thank God I'm not as Shandris as him.

Shandris Brain: the intelligence level that everyone wishes they could achieve but are too intimidated to try. The capability of someone with Shandris brain is infinite and most humans cannot fathom how to achieve such status of consciousness

“I wish I had Shandris brain, but I’ve never left this tiny town full of inbred hillbillies so my mind is stunted.”

“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”

“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”

A mental condition where one grows up in an environment with virtually zero competition or adversity and gains a false sense of confidence and achievement that stunts their mental development for life. The safety found in living above incredibly low standards is at first a comfort but becomes a dependence. Once shandris brain has fully developed a patient will reject most forms of self improvement and seek environments that reinforce their delusions of grandeur.

Person 1: "I can't believe him! He refuses to accept our advice on what to do and continuously does the wrong thing! I don't get it."
Person 2: "Dude he has shandris brain, have patience."
Person 1: "I'm sorry, I had no idea. I'll be more patient with him in the future."

Verb: When you have your boyfriend gently stick the pointy end of a Garden Gnome in her pussy until she cums while she is eating White Girl Enchiladas while he does the deed.

P: Hey baby, wanna do the Dirty Shandri tonight?
S: I can't, I just ate Dinner.
P: Maybe tomorrow night