A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.
He was suffering from a serious case of shell shock after 'nam.
Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!
A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.
Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves
When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
“So did you go all the way with Sally?” “Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.
The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.
Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me. Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick. Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked
Blurry vision and loss of awareness caused by a large nearby explosion.
Usually in war movies where someone is knocked down by an explosion and can't hear anyone and has shaky vision, AKA shell shocked