A fork of Rural Dictionary
The light brown (or pink) female sphincter (anus)
"I was going down on Melissa and she went wild when I started tongueing her sheriff's badge"
When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.
Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!
I drew a sheriff's badge in my pants. An image created by one's bottom burp that, despite being utterly random, accurately depicts the image of a County Sheriff's badge.
Wow man, the morning after that Vindaloo, I was heading to the loo for a Vindapoo, but didn't make it. I ended by drawing a sheriff's badge in my pants.
Refers to the human anus or "arse hole". Originates from the pattern of the anal sphincter, similar to the definition of chocolate starfish.
"Where is it painful?" "Around my Sheriffs badge!"
Arsehole, ring, sphincter, anus
Show us your Rusty Sheriff's Badge ya dirty bitch!!
To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'. Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.
"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.