A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun. (SHICK suh) Any not Jewish woman, usually a blonde courve that every lovely Jewish mother fears her son will marry.
Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about. Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear... Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!) Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb. Ma: Lovely name, what was it before dear? Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.) Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb? Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?) Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.