A fork of Rural Dictionary
to simultaneousnessly smoke weed and take a shit. used amongst teenage pot heads who cannot do it anywhere else.
Raul: Yo man, what did you end up doing last night? Paco: Dawg, i had to shit and hit cause my mom was home. Ended up watching the whole star wars trilogy and munching a weeks supply of groceries, i was faded. Raul: Word
The act of hitting a loaded bowl or joint whilst releasing your bowels in the toilet.
Mom: You sure were in that bathroom a long time. Son: Relax mom, I was just shit n hittin'.
The situation will go from normal, to a really fun time. Usually when something crazy and unexpected happens that turns the mood around for everyone.
How about we go skydiving, then we will pull Jim's parachute cord as he is jumping, I'm telling you shit will hit the fun!
the phrase used by cadets, replacing "the shit has hit the fan" after numerous "incidents"
if you dont wake up, the shit will hit the sink
Phrase that means what it says. Talk shit, and get your ass beat.
Jamie is a shit talker. She runs her mouth like she can beat anyone up and isn't afraid to mess with no one. One day, she got into a fight with a girl. Jamie did her usual shit talking and got her ass beat. Talk shit, get hit, Jamie. OWNED BITCH.
When a person talks shit about you, your girl, your boy, or crew, then they get dicked
example: man is talking shit about your girl being a whore then you hit them. then you say talk shit get hit
A way of announcing to people that something really dramatic has happened. Usually involves chaos and often violence.
"Hey have you seen what's going on out there?" "No what is it?" "Jack got caught cheating on his girlfriend and the shit has hit the fan"