A fork of Rural Dictionary
a chili dog, or a hot dog with some sort of processed meat as the condiment. Normally found in vending machines or gas stations with a microwave.
Doug: "hey Justin, want to grab some lunch before lecture?"
Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."
Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.
The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!
The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.
John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe