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shit faced

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin

he was too shit faced to remember the whole fight

by katie bahr February 04, 2003

shit faced

To be completely drunk

Tom is so shit faced

by Anonymous December 07, 2002

shit faced

so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow

I got so shit faced I slept with a knome

by lalalakissmyass August 16, 2005

shit faced

When you drink so much that you end up using the toilet with your face - instead of shitting with your ass, one shits (pukes) with their face. This usually occurs at the end of a drinking binge or as part of the hangover experience.

"Lets go out and get shit faced!"

by five5rivers July 28, 2007

shit faced

so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)

I was so shit faced last night that I went streaking

by lalalakissmyass August 16, 2005

shit faced

When you get so drunk that you give people head without knowing it and get introuble by everyone because your so shitfaced that you tell everyone and dont even know it.

I was so shit faced last night i gave that guy head!!!

by Kacey. January 19, 2008

shit faced

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.

I was so shit faced last night Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while

by phantaxtic August 12, 2014