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a gun that fires shit everywhere

the american army used the shit gun at the Germans. After the war all the Germans were covered in shit

Asshole

I stuck it in her shit gun.

The way an Asian pronounces "shot gun."

Bich, I keel yu, I shoot yu wit modafoking shit gun!

A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.

I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.

This is term coined out of Fulton, N.Y. It is the act of someone placing their lips around someone elses anus while the person blows a fart in their mouth. The lucky receipiant then holds it in their mouth until he or she comes up and blows it in the others face.

"she wasnt to happy last night when i showed her what shit gunning was"

v. an act of character assassination n. a method of character assassination

Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).

A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.

"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!" "Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."