A fork of Rural Dictionary
The list of banned, blacklisted.
He's on the shit list. Don't let him in.
Something you get put on if you've managed to offend, hurt, humiliate, contradict, disagree, bad mouth, lie, or cheat someone.
Hey man, how you going? Guess what, I'm on Jimmy's shit list! Why? Well I disagreed with him and now I'm on his shit list.
Usually happens at work sometimes at home , upon doing something wrong or just straight up not doing it at all.
hey-why is the boss so pissed off at you today? I forgot to do what he said yesterday ,now iam on his shit list. husband-I told her they didnt have that kind of shampoo at the store ,she dont beleive me now iam on her shit list.
The short list of people you would feel comfortable talking to while simultaneously dropping a deuce.
I often ponder my shit list in the Starbucks bathroom.
A list of people who have broken a rule or a regulation, disrespected an authority figure, or otherwise screwed up. If there is a job that needs doing but nobody else wants to do (i.e. a "shit job"), it is first given to the people on the shit list as a form of unofficial punishment. This definition comes from the military where enlisted personnel who had pissed off their sergeant were the first ones picked for latrine duty; hence, "shit list."
Corporal: Sergeant! The latrine has backed up and there's shit all over the floor! Sergeant: Private Wilson is on the shit list--make him clean it up.
A shit list is a mental list of things or poeple that have annoyed you recently. usually completed in a mental top 10 of annoyances for the most recent times and used as a public display of annoyance without offending people directly.
If some-one winds you up.. they have entered your shit list. It's a more polite way of telling them where they can get off. You could tell them that they have entered at number 1 on your shit list. Or.. "That's gotta be top 3 on my shit list"