Country Dictionary

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shit crime scene

when shit smears your toilet after flushing, like the bloody mess at a crime scene

look at the shit crime scene i made in the toilet!

by captain shitastic July 27, 2016

shit scene

when you shit yourself and then make a fucking scene about it because you’re booty-assed.

kira made a shit scene in walmart last night! what a fucking dick coin!

by niggletwithstds February 20, 2019