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shit splitter

I bet that guy is a shit splitter. That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.

by udontnome June 11, 2009

name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.

Check out the shit splitter that babe is wearing.

by west texan August 01, 2006

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!

by dennob June 28, 2009

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality). "Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"