A fork of Rural Dictionary
when all the shit hits you at once. A whole bunch of criticism, or problems all at once. when in the shit storm you are being shit hammered.
ex: "Man my wife left me, a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for no insurance, and no registration, and when I came home my house had been broken into, and burned to the ground, it was a real shit storm."
n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter
Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!
A euphemism qualifying a noun with a greater sense of intensity rather than as plainly stated.
After this past census, there's been an ongoing debate over gerrymandering by elected officials. This underlies the shit storm of controversy over who stands to gain by redrawing the new district lines.
a drink served at parties to unsuspected person/s. ingredients-prun nectar and vodka on the rocks
Dave :Dude you going to my party? Bruce :No way last time you gave everyone that fruity drink and the next day everyone stayed home on their toilet with the shits. Dave : Dude I made everyone my famous shit storm.
Someone who is a drunk mess, usually engaging in embarassing acts of drunkness.
Did you see Tom's drunk ass at the party last night? He was a real shit storm.
A type of Shit everyone has at least once in there life. Not to be confused with the much smaller Shart. However a Shart might be an indication of said Shit Storm Approaching. Multiple cans of air freshener and possible wetting of toilet paper to clean after are good indications. This is the shit of all shits and is most unpleasant. Maybe accompanied by stomach pains and or uncontrollable vomiting if the Shit Storm is from food poisoning.
Damn I am lactose intolerant its about to be a shit storm in here.