A fork of Rural Dictionary
Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.
I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
Another name for toilet paper
Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?
Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"