A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes. 2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.
1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish! 2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!
Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.
OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!
is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world. a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".
(In a cooking class) (Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes. (Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT! (Teacher looks at student) (Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea
1. A japanese mushroom 2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around
Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom
Slang for a small penis.
"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.
To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut
Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.
When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.
Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.