A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.
Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?" Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder. Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late? Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".
I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose