A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually concerning on how aggressive they can be. But they can sometimes be sweet
Friend 1: Damn bro why is (blank) so aggressive Friend 2: Idk man she’s just a short Mexican girl
shorts made from old baggie pants. without underwear. cut them 6 inches down from la jolla's, lots of bleach wash many times. short pants must be loose. Note! tip of your wee wee must not hang below line where pants were cut. Police lock you up so amigos do it right.
summer time beaches my mexican shorts on pulled down so my butt crack shows. Fine americanos women laying on sand I walk up stand by their head say "nice day girls" I pull up shorts about 2 inches while talking. when they smile I look away (you dont want them to know that you know they are looking at your member.) I say "in california all the people are nice people". I love california girls someday get a job.
The act of using taco sause or salsa as lubricant either for the anus or vagina
We ran out of lube last night so while rosita wasn't looking i gave her a mexican short bus
Posessing a mental capability between that of a Mexican and a car park.
Damn that Mexican's a few Mexicans short of a car park, cee?
Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny
Guy 1: is that a short Mexican Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN Short Mexican: what do you want Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go short Mexican: nah ugly