A fork of Rural Dictionary
I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.
*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME
Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate. It defeats all other competition But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.
Guy 1: Man I need a girl Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.
When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese. Often is a major turn off for most people Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.
Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese. Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!
When a chick with braces gives you head
Man my dick has turned into shredded cheese after that blowie
When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.
"Hey Riley, what's up?" "The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting." "Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."