A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis. See definition: lobster cage
Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!” Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!” *(Not) Dave bursts through door* (Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!” Linda: “This is my brother...?”