A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you break the wind, but without making a single noise doing so.
Jake silent farted last night and left everybody confused on why it started to smell so bad all of a sudden.
when you're listening to music on your headphones and lay one, and you can't hear it. Then, people look at you liek you did something wrong, but you don't know why
today i was on teh subway, and then i silent farted and everyone looked at me.
A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.
As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation.
Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag.
The only acceptable means of expressing your anger in the face of sheer humiliation.
Also used when frustrated with an argument that is at a deadlock.
Jimmy: Gwen is a whore!
Susie: No she is not!
Jimmy: Yes she is!
Susie: *Silent rageful farts*