A fork of Rural Dictionary
to estimate or assess someone or something
He did size up the potential destruction, but did not act decisively in the end.
When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.
Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's." Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better." Male 1: "Size up" Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.
The act of checking someone out to see if you can take them in a fight
Chad told me he was sizing up brad and he thinks he can take him.
The phrase "size up", usually used in arguments, essentially means to "stand up and fight"
"Yo, no long talkin' b. Either size up or nize up" In other words... "Hey man, I don't want to do this long talking business anymore. Either stand up to me and let's fight, or shut up."
To get a feel of someone's strength by observing them or a call out to get someone to fight you This pretty simple term which was then redefined by tiktok idiots into: When a man looks if his dick will fit by checking out a girl's thighs.
Bro 1: Bro, I fucked your mom Bro 2: Size up, bitch. Bro 1: Bet What tiktok idiots think it is: Girl: OMG you're so gross, why are you sizing me up? Boy: Umm... I wasn't. I don't want to fight