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Skim Milk

A slang term for lesbian sex

Leslie: I went to the park with Mrs. Snurkle! Rombo: OMG did you have skim milk!? Leslie: YES it was awesome!

by Mr. Moofles January 26, 2011

Skim Milking

When you stick ya dick ya dick in it

"I heard my father was Skim Milking my Boss"

by The Person That Made This September 09, 2023

SKIM MILK TITTIES

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.

We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.

by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006

dish of skim milk

An 18th century insult meaning your weak

Your a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

dish of skim milk

An 18th century insult meaning your weak

Your a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

dish of skim milk

An 18th century term Meaning your weak as fuck

By god he's a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

skimming the milk

1. Verb. The process of using ones elbows to achieve clitoral stimulation.

My elbows are sore from skimming the milk on Ben's mom.

by bama jammer July 27, 2006