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skirt alert

yelled out when there is a sudden cyclone surrounding u and ur skirt goes up to show "the only knickers left" for all to see.it warns the other skirted females or transexuals around u

breeze.."skirt alert!"

Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.

Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.