A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.
"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"
the act of beating ones meat or masturbation
I was sick from school so i was slamming the ham all day until my foreskin tore off
After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.
When you insert your penis into a woman’s vaganal canal ver aggressively to assert dominance over your victim.
Dan”the man who’s gonna Slam Clam Ham in the back of his van” shnieder
Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.
I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.
Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.
One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.