Country Dictionary

Screen-Cap-A-Bitch

To screen cap a picture of a female.

”Yo, son! I’m gonna screen-cap-a-bitch! She’s so fine!"

slap-a-bitch/cap-a-bitch

(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.

Person 1: "She just called you fat!!"
Person 2: "it's time to slap-a-bitch!"

CAP Bitch

When your GF/BF text's you in CAPs to "yell" at you and even though you know it's only text it still pisses you off.

Joe M: Dude, wtf.
Me: What?

Joe M: my GF is text yelling at me again!
Me: You've been CAP bitched

Blang blang mutha fuaka I\'m bout to cap yo\' dumb punk bitch shit ass nigga!

Phrase commonly used by angery negros.

Threat of death by instrument commonly tucked under nuts; pertains to no specific race; often used by white people who watch a lot of BET.

Blang blang mutha fuaka I\'m bout to cap yo\' dumb punk bitch shit ass nigga!

cap-wearing bitch

What you call a liar who is trying to stir up some trouble

Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"