Country Dictionary

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Sling Lizard

To hog all the time in a sex swing, as every one else lubes up to fist the sling sitter.

I can believe Ricky is going to be a sling lizard again.

by For Real Fan December 24, 2011

lizard slinging

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.

We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!

by GilaChukker September 09, 2009