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slow fuck

Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends

Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.

Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.

Slow Fucking

Slow fucking: the process in which a situation or a person slowly breaks you down till you can’t take it any more.

Dang I forgot my work computer at home this Monday is really slow fucking me.

This pepperoni pizza is slow fucking me real good.

slow as fuck

when some fucking thing or some mother fucker can't move, learn or operate to the desired speed

this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.