A fork of Rural Dictionary
A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.
I think slurp durp is the best thing ever invented.
To take some sort of alcohol, usually rum, and pour it in to a Slurpee (frosty, slushy, etc.) May sometimes include drugs.
Man, it's a hot day outside. It feels like a good day to slurp n durp.
Elite tier of noshing off. Step above the standard slurp-a-durp given by basic bitches. The 3000 requires years of training and experience. It is not possible to describe the slurp-a-durp 3000 but you’ll know when you’ve had it
I went home with the girl last night and she gave me the slurp-a-durp 3000. It went off within 3.4 seconds!
when you are feeling a thirst where you must slurp but then knowing that u really got to durp
“oh girl, im about to slurp and durp”
Slurp and durp refers to slurp the vagina then durp it
Hey did you slurp and durp her