A fork of Rural Dictionary
The slurp off is a sex act. Similar to a blowjob, getting slurped off involves one's tounge being stuffed down the receiver's dickhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the testicles. The act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.
Martin will Slurp off people for a quarter an hour.
A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.
“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.