A fork of Rural Dictionary
a hard working bitch who gets shit done
Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!
The act of efficiently running an organization for the purpose of making lots of money.
Small business the right way and make lots of money.
A not well-endowed gentleman.
Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
The Saturday after Black Friday. This is the day when business' realize that they are screwed and start thinking about Chapter 13. They tried opening on Thanksgiving offering ridiculous discounts only to find out that it is costing them more in protests, petitions, and lawsuits then the profits they made for the day. Black Friday wasn't any better as most of the shoppers that came in were just looking at the items that they wanted to buy online cheaper then any Black Friday deal would have got them.
Joe: Hey did you go shopping on Black Friday or Small Business Saturday?
Dave: Nah man, I'm doing mine on Cyber Monday
A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.
Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.
Anyone who owns a small business and profits from the stolen surplus value generated by their workers. Often self-identify as "job creators" but they're actually parasites.
Yeah, Rob Conroy owns a bunch of slum restaurants, he's a small business tyrant.
the Saturday between Black Friday and Cyber Monday
Happy small-business Saturday everyone