A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone has a small dick and tries to compensate with a massive ego
Man Rico is such an asshole, he has small dick energy
When a man goes out of his way to assert his superiority by trash talking anyone sees as a threat. Typically, everyone is seen as a threat to this weak minded, insecure, pathetic person. One can only draw the conclusion that the insecurity comes from having a teeny tiny dick. Most likely has no idea that everyone around him sees him as a joke, believes nothing he says, and couldn’t care less about his opinion.
Wow, he really needs to tone down that small dick energy before someone hurts his feelings. Don’t worry, his attitude has nothing to do with you, it’s his small dick energy.
Man with oversized ego and a constant need to harass teenage girls
Andrew brags to teenage girl, Gretha about his 33 cars to compensate for his small penis, also known as small dick energy. Gretha does a mike drop and Andrew gets arrested
the opposite of big dick energy for those who are unworthy
my friend berry has small dick energy! tragic.
what your boyfriend has
jk your boyfriend doesn't have small dick energy cause you don't have a boyfriend
People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow. It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.
John wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill. It is the sexual equivilent of writing a check of $10k to show off knowing you don't have it in the bank account.
Rice Gum's brags about his genital length but it actually 5.3cms long. Its small dick energy corrupts all it touches. So only tissues, his hands and his friends biscuits.