A fork of Rural Dictionary
An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass." I feel like smashed face. Yummy, something smells like smashed face!! Your dad looks like smashed face.
Smashed face pertains: feeling: I love you <3333 Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!! appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!
1.ugly ass broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)
-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face! -dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(
Hardcore french kissing, may result in bleeding or bruises.
Amy: Me and Ryan were smashing face last night, he bled all over me when I accidentally made his lip bleed with my teeth, twice! Kitty: Was it fun? Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!
Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?" Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"
To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'
Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face
Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.