A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.
"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."
Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.
"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though" "c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.
Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"
uninhibited, animalistic rough sex
"check out the legs on her" "fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"
The act of penetrating the deep vaginal muscles, to the extent of pain.
I'm gona smash your pasty
to insert your penis into a vagina
im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,
I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.
"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?" "I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"