Country Dictionary

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smokes hog

To give a man oral pleasure. The giver can be either gender.

In the Hampton's Dane smokes hog at the gloryhole

smoke hog

To engage in fellatio.

So, baby, do you smoke hog?

by petabo August 14, 2006

hog smoke

Oral satisfaction performed by a female for male gratification

Mary took me into the bathroom and gave me a great Hog Smoke.

by Chips July 10, 2003

Hog Smoking

A blow job, a BJer, a knob job BJer Knob Job

Many broads enjoy giving a hog smoking, while all guys enjoy receiving a hog smoking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007

Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022