A fork of Rural Dictionary
A remark some one says to something outrageous
Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
When someone says somethings stupid
"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."
"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."
To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid
Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.
that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.
When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)
She will smoke dick for a twenty piece
jimmy: gurl your a slut blowing everyone in the class
jasmine: jimmy go smoke dick bitch!
to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.
boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."
boy 1: "woah bro, nice."