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crazy. used to replace the word crazy

You got your cousin pregnant, are you smoking crack?

1. Meaning, "to smoke crack" in present tense; 2. To refer to another's actions in an extreme manner (can be used in either negative or positive connotation).

Fred: Hey, how come Bill always manages to get a 50 killstreak on Modern Warfare 2? Jim: Dude, I don't know. I think he's smoking crack. OR Jason: Hey, is Mark coming over to smoke some happy grass with us tonight? Ted: No, he said he's staying home tonight and smoking crack instead.

an expression used to show: 1. anger at someone or something 2. frustration 3. excitement 4. disbelief

1. "Shut up....SMOKE CRACK!" 2. "*drops something* Gah! Smoke crack!" 3. "Smokecracksmokecrack I CAN'T WAIT!" 4. "Smoke crack....No wayyy...."

Can be a variation of things starting with: masturbation having sex smoking pot or just something general about what you did/have done

Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?" Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan" Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

Acting like a complete idiot. Presumably "the blue crack" is Drain-O Crystals. "Have you been smoking the blue crack?" is thus analogous to "Have you been drinking turpentine?" Note that this usage pre-dates the use of "blue crack" as slang for Tylenol PM.

"A customer asked me today if I could see her computer screen through the phone. I asked her if she was smoking the blue crack."

Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"

Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal

"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail." "And smoking crack is bad."